Tuesday, May 16, 2006

What Do You Get For The Man Who Screws Up Everything?

President Bush and Vice President Cheney released their annual financial disclosure forms which include their own personal wealth as well as gifts they have received.

Last year, for Christmas, Cheney presented Bush with a $400 pair of binoculars, while the president bought his second-in-command a $338 hammock on a steel frame.
U2 frontman Bono gave Bush an iPod and a book on the Bible, together valued at $440.
No doubt aware of Bush's penchant for cutting brush on his ranch, Home Depot Chairman Robert Nardelli gave the president a chainsaw and accessories worth $351.
ELMS Puzzle Inc. gave Bush two hand-carved wooden puzzles worth $3,000, while the U.S. Playing Card Co. presented the president with two poker chip sets (with cases) worth $900.
Cheney and his wife, Lynne, also reported receiving inaugural clothes from a McLean, Va., tailor. Suk Im Kwon gave Mrs. Cheney a $5,360 dress-and-coat outfit and donated a $1,850 inaugural suit for the vice president.

Thanks for the iPod, are you in a band?

1 comment:

Mike said...

I hate that Bono gets to meet with the President. Did he go alone or did he go with U2? Would a conversation be something like "Did you meet with the President?" "Yes U2" "Nope, not me, I never met him"