Sal's Pals are Furious

I'm furious too. A former Paul's Poop favorite, Sal Fasano, has been traded to the evil New York Yankees. It does seem fitting however because Clue Haywood was on the Yankees and his evil demeanor fit in well on the most evil organization in pro sports.
In keeping with the Yankees draconian code, Fasano shaved back his mustache and cut his hair before joining the team.
"You don't know how hard that was," he said. "The jury's still out on the (remaining) mustache."