The evening started at Matt's apartment. A very nice apartment, but a complete metrosexual bachelor pad. In addition the big screen TV and the brand new GE appliances (like a stove he probably never cooks on) Matt had like 20 bottles of cologne (spaced out evenly) and brass collar stays.
The evening started with Mike and Matt and a couple others doing shots of Patron (no, it was tequila). Mike stopped himself when he said "I'm halfway to Paul's wedding."
I groaned audibly when we approached the bar, Slate, but Matt's connections helped us bypass the huge crowd and we headed right to our own table in the back of the VIP. Cuz that's how we roll (two fist taps on the heart and a point to the heaven's).
Then the waitstaff brought over 4 carafes (tonic, OJ, cranberry and red bull) as well as a bottle of Grey Goose and one of Patron. I think all of that was free, as well as some drink tickets, once again, thanks to Matt. I actually did a Patron shot and enjoyed it very much. Not even in the same league as cheap ass tequilas people used to pound as teenagers.
In all, we had a huge crew, our core group, plus some of Dana's friends, Matt's sister and her friend (who I think lost her pants) and then things got interesting when a few girls Juice and Matt knew showed up. One girl was about 8 feet tall in a slinky red dress. She looked like Darryl Hannah in "Attack of the 50 foot Woman."
When she walked in the DJ started playing her theme song "She's a brick...house." I couldn't get verification as to whether Juice fucked her or not but I feel we may be hearing from him after he sees this picture.
All photo credits go to Dana, except for Darryl Hannah. Still awaiting pictures from Emily, if and when I receive those I will post the best ones.
2 comments:
It was a great night!
the juice was mos def loose
challah atcha boy!
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