Friday, December 22, 2006

What Would Be the Fine For This?

Last night Pizza Parlor Derek texted me to say that Fred Smoot has just returned an interception for a touchdown. "His celebration was using the pylon as a DSD (double-sided dildo." I really wish he hadn't been kidding. Assuming he got two cheerleaders to lie on their backs and participate I imagine the fine would start at a million dollars.

In truth Smoot tried to do a Lambeau Leap but the fans pushed him down.

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