Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Importance of Being Thin

People are so desperate to be thin that they are snapping up a new diet drug called Alli (pronounced: ally), just because it is available without a prescription.
The problem, in the study group, people who were 220 pounds lost an average of 7 pounds a year.
And check out these side effects:
Gas with oily spotting
Loose Stools
More frequent stools that may be hard to control

The company that makes it says when starting the program you should either take a few days off work or wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, definitely not worth the side effects. Does everyone who gets hit with the side effects have to pay Matt royalties for JSS?

focks said...

when myjss.com is completed, will i be able to sell this drug on my site?