Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Don't Tase Me Bro

Hilarious video of some douche getting harrassed by the cops. He wanted to ask John Kerry a question but instead went on a 2 minute rant about how Kerry won the election and should have contested the results.
After being asked to stop once, they just shut his mic off and then University of Florida Police escorted him out. The kid freaked out because he wanted to make a spectacle of himself and he got his wish. He became an overnight internet and national news story.

By the way, I think taser is a noun and a verb. I do not think "tase" is the correct verb form.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heh, that's a damn funny quote. I dont think there was a need to taser him...BUT, he was a douche, and totally deserved it.

Anonymous said...

He pulled a "high school Scott Kligman" a few weeks back...

He stood on the side of a busy intersection with a big sign that said "Harry Potter dies" and held up a copy of the last edition of the book.

I like this kid...

Anonymous said...

I will never forgive High School Scott Kligman for ruining "Of Mice and Men" for me.

The day Mrs. Katz handed out the book Scott turned to me and said, "George kills Lennie."

Actually in retrospect it's a pretty hilarious thing to do.

Anonymous said...

Taser is a brand name like Band Aid or Q-Tip (and all three are probably rappers)... a stun gun was used to shock the dork... but at least we got a classic line out of it.

Paul said...

So this kid is as big a douche as TallScat was in high school. That's reason enough to Taser him.
One time we were deciding whether to watch "Higher Learning" or "Scream" and Scat said "the lady from Roseanne did it," and we watched "Higher Learning."
He also told us that the ship sinks at the end of "Titanic."

But this kid was clearly just trying to get publicity for his website.

Also TON I disagree that they shouldn't have tasered him. Of course they should have. A Taser is not used when police can't subdue a guy, it's used so they don't have to. Should they have broken his arm, or risked injury to themselves. Nope, just Taser him and that's the end of it. As much as he yelled, it does hurt, but it's not permanent, definitely better than having your arm broken. Also they gave him plenty of chances to cooperate and he refused. He got what he deserved.

I love the free publicity for Taser. Who the hell makes generic stun guns?

Anonymous said...

Damn, I never knew that my brother was so evil.

Anonymous said...

The Taser explaination by SCZA is correct. This guy is a douche, but the police blew this one. They're trained to resolve situations peacefully and not make a scene like this. I'm curious WHY they had to grab this guy to stop him from speaking.
BTW- the lady from Rosanne did it in Scream 2.

Anonymous said...

Paul, that was 'Scream 2'. I did ruin 'Scream' at Kari Meyer's house when I said, "The boyfriend's did it"...

By the way, SS#2 took place the afternoon of that day...

Anonymous said...

True or false? SS#8 took place on Scat's wedding day.