Juice Got Off Easy

There is a now famous story going around about how Juice is locked in a fierce battle with his neighbor. It started with Juice's predilection for leaving his wet shoes outside his apartment door. The first time a neighbor complained that his wet shoes were "an eyesore." When complaints didn't work the neighbor put rotten eggs in his shoes. Finally, the neighbor stole Juice's lady friend's leather boots.
Well turns out Juice is lucky he doesn't live next door to Ronnie Ballard.
Felicia Walton was at home in her apartment one day when she heard someone in the hallway say "he shit in someone's Reebok." She opened her apartment door and the shoes she had left in the hallway were full of shit.
The same thing happened to Towanda Cooper who noticed that the boots she left in the hall had been defecated in.
But perhaps Ballard is more of a serial shitter than a campaigner against unsightly hallways.
He is also accused of shitting in a washing machine (twice) ruining a load (pun intended) of whites and a load of baby clothes that Lulu Miller was washing.
The best part of the complaint is that in Wisconsin it is not a crime to shit in someone's shoes, it is only a crime to shit in someone's shoes, without their permission.
So the detective in the case had to ask each victim if they had allowed Ballard to do his deed.
The complaint includes the following quotes:
"she had not given anyone consent to defecate on the clothing."
"she had not given anyone permission to defecate in her shoes and she was disturbed."
"neither she nor Towanda Cooper gave anyone permission to defecate in their boots, or on the floor outside of their apartment."