Friday, February 29, 2008

Could You Play Australian Rules Football?

After several incidents in which players acted inappropriately towards women, the Australian Football League released a DVD to guide players on how to deal with various scenarios and boost their respect for the opposite sex.
Here are some sample questions from the DVD:

* You are called by a mate's girlfriend into her bedroom because she thinks you are her boyfriend. Do you:

a - Go and hop into bed and pretend to be him.

b - Walk away.

* You are with a girl who has had too much to drink. Do you:

a - Get her some water.

b - Call her a taxi.

c - Take her back to your place for sex.


* A mate and his girlfriend are having sex. Do you:

a - Watch.

b - Not watch.


Quite obviously the answers are A, C and A.
I'm moving to Australia.

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