Sunday, August 30, 2009

Thank God for Fake Tits

Mrs. Poop told me not to post this because she didn't think I could handle it with the delicacy it deserves.
By now you have heard about the grisly murder of model Jasmine Fiore by her crazed boyfriend Ryan Jenkins, a contestant on the reality show "Megan Wants a Millionaire."
I won't go into all the gory details but because the psycho murderer has removed her fingers and teeth authorities had to identify her body based on the serial numbers on her breast implants.
Another reason ladies should get fake titties.

Jasmine Fiore, carrying her identification

3 comments:

ton said...

That's crazy. Had no idea there would be serial numbers on those things...guess it makes sense from a manufacturing point though.

Ice T said...

Guess you dont watch enough Law & Order SVU, Ton...they have serial numbers on everything

The Concierge said...

When I heard that this woman was identified despite having her teeth and fingers removed, the first thing I said to the conciergette was, maybe they identified her by her breast implant serial numbers.