For my birthday, Mrs. Poop got me this awesome Mitchell and Ness Mets jacket.
Because my birthday is in the summer I hardly if ever wore it until recently. One day when I came home from work Mrs. Poop asked if anyone at work liked my jacket. No one had said anything yet. The next day a Mets fan did say he liked my jacket. The day after that someone else complimented me on it as well. But the best compliment came from the crazy homeless lady who lives on 32nd street. I was so surprised at her "nice jacket" that I walked right by and didn't think about it until later that I probably should have given her a dollar.
Actually, I had been considering giving her money from an incident a couple weeks earlier (yes, I do see her every single day). As she was begging for money she said something to the effect of "please help me, I'm destitute."
A homeless woman with a good vocabulary and a love of the Mets, should I give her a dollar?
Thursday, November 05, 2009
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I feel like this post sums you up in so many ways.
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