Mrs. Poop Will Never Buy MetLife Insurance Again

MetLife will no longer use Snoopy and the rest of the Peanuts gang in its advertising.
After 31 years, MetLife is ending the relationship because now that it is exiting U.S. life insurance, it will have mostly corporate clients, and less consumer ones.
No more blimp, and no more commercials. The end of an era.

Now You Can See Hannah Davis's Pussy

After all the controversy because we could almost see Hannah Davis's pussy on her Sports Illustrated cover, now we can. Building off the success of their Rob Lowe campaign DirecTV hired 3 models to star in their own version of the ads.

Here's hot, normal Hannah Davis

And now here's Cat Lady Hannah Davis

Now I doubt they knew there would be a huge controversy over Davis's "cat" when they shot this ad campaign, but it certainly is a happy coincidence.

Here's Chrissy Teigen

And Mom Jeans Chrissy Teigen

And finally, Nina Agdal

And Lunch Lady Nina Agdal

I like how they kept fidelity to the original pose and just changed everything else to make the pictures incredibly different.

I won't even bother with a WYB? on these because I know the answers are still 3 resounding yeses but in order of preference, I still think Mom Jeans Chrissy is kind of hot, Cat Lady Hannah is a little scary but Lunch Lady Nina is the worst.