A Success

The Paul's Poop get together on Saturday night was a success. Beer pong was played. Buttery nipples were drank. Fun was had by all.

Here are some highlights and lowlights:
Highlight: Diesel did not eat anyone. In fact, most if not all of the guests were impressed with his comportment.
Lowlight: Pizza Parlor Derek's snide remark, "oh you have a dog?"

Highlight: Licking Stacey's cupcakes.
Lowlight: Diesel puking after being overfed.

Highlight: Dominating the opening beer pong match with a novice partner.
Lowlight: PP Derek and Mike losing all 5 games they played. If only Coach had been there. He was a good player.

Highlight: Sharing my poker stories with GauntScott.
Lowlight: Dana making fun of my poker book.

Highlight: Women enjoying baked brie and buttery nipple shots.
Lowlight: Women slathering themselves in Mrs. Poop's $50/bottle hand lotion.

Highlight: Everyone got home safely.
Lowlight: Everyone had to drive through a monsoon.

Lowlight: Horrible rolls in craps.
Highlight: I was the house (fake money).

Highlight: Bill and Justin dominating beer pong.
Lowlight: Playing with Scott as he used his "retarded Chris Dudley" form.

Lowlight: Not taking any pictures for the blog.
Lowlight: Cursing on the video I took, which is on the same DVD as our honeymoon, cruise and trip to Maine.

Highlight: Sleeping til 4:30 the next day.
Lowlight: Not being able to recover like I used to.

Highlight: Hope to do it again next year.
Lowlight: Hope to see more of you then.