Believe it or not one of my favorite things is that silly headlines segment of really stupid stories from newspapers that Jay Leno does on Mondays. Normally I steal freely but this time I'll credit Leno for these gems.
Only in Eerie, Pa
The future of energy: wind power!
What exactly are these women selling here?
And the cops were stumbling around with their eyes closed
read this out loud
Enrollment in the bird watchers club immediately tripled