Friday, May 25, 2007

Did She Call The Shit Poop?

A woman in Colorado was acquitted of using poop for illicit purposes.

Kathleen Ensz left dog poop on the doorstep of the office of Congresswoman Marilyn Musgrave.

Ensz never denied leaving the poop, which she placed in a Musgrave campaign brochure, but she called it a political statement, "Marilyn Musgrave's politics stink."

Her lawyers claim "she was the first person prosecuted for leaving dog crap."

I say as long as it's not flaming poop, which poses an immediate danger to people and shoes, I have no problem with poop as political statement. If the Bill of Rights grants us the right to bear arms, the right to bear poop should be included as well.

4 comments:

adubya said...

It wasn't bear poop, it was dog poop. :)

Anonymous said...

The worst i could see is a fine for failing to curb your dog.

Anonymous said...

I WOULD HAVE THROWN IT IN HER FACE THE FUCKING BITCH (MUSGRAVE)

Anonymous said...

THEN MY OWN DOG WOULD HAVE EATEN IT