Monday, July 09, 2007

Long Lines for Fish Tacos

Sunday night at Petco Park was...how to describe this...gay night. The Padres gave discount tickets to a gay group of about 1,000 and The Gay Men's chorus sang the national anthem. Sounds like a Will & Grace episode. Maybe Rottweiler Tom went to this game.
Anyway, because the game was also Floppy Hat Night, meaning all kids got Floppy Hats, religious groups did not like this. Kids and gays should be kept apart. Otherwise some horny 13-year old will look at two gay guys watching a ball game and say "that looks like fun, I want to take it in the ass for the rest of my life." I'm not sure how people become gay, but I'm quite certain that ain't it.
Set-Free Ministries, which normally provides some of its members as concession workers to raise money, boycotted the game.
They refuse to stand quietly by, serving hot dogs and beer while the Padres allow young children in floppy hats to be led into a life of homosexuality.

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