I plan to teach Chase how to keep score of a baseball game. Mrs. Poop is going to teach him how to be a good, kind, thoughtful person. But there's a lot more he needs to know. Here is what I hope Chase can learn from the Poopheads:
TallSkott - Math
Razor - How to shave
Reissberg - How to take a joke
jusTON - How to build a deck
JLeary - Sound financial planning
Focks - The lyrics to "Hail To The Victors!"
Damino - How to throw a kick ass party
Josh - How to be heard above a crowd
Billy - How to dance
Pizza Parlor Derek - How to hook up at Darwin's
Beers - How to make a masculine child
Smokey - The rear naked chokehold
The Malcontent - How to write
SCZA - How to keep from your wife the fact that you pay $50 to watch UFC on PPV
Greco - Corporate logistics
Master Bates - How much urine is in those dishes of mints at diners
Step On Me - If you make a scene, the restaurant will give you your meal for free
Nails - The best restaurants in New York City
The Concierge - Everything else
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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I can also teach Chase how to execute a Direct Mail program. Oh and also how to nag a condo board!
You can throw me in there for poker lessons.
yeah Jems, someone needs to teach the kid how to play mid-pairs from early position
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