He Had the Runs Again

Joe Paterno, was probably running to the bathroom again, when he got into a traffic dispute last week.
Paterno explained on his radio show that he saw a woman run a stop sign. After she stopped he “pulled up beside her because there was nothing coming the other way,” Paterno said. He added that he pointed at her and said, “Boy, you went through that sign.”
He also told her that he had taken down her plate number, when he really hadn't.
Then the woman's husband got out of the car, knocked on Paterno's window and said "that's my wife."
To which Paterno replied "Boy, that's your problem."
Internet reports took the story and ran with it, with one account saying Paterno cut the car off, then got out and starting yelling, cursing and giving the couple the middle finger.
The truth, as always, lies somewhere in between these two stories.