Monday, February 25, 2008

Why Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is Like Porn

I had heard great things about "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" so decided to watch it when it came on cable.
As I did I was struck with the similarities between it, and a porno movie.
The only difference was that the scenes connected by the loose dialogue and horrible acting were fight scenes, not sex scenes.
That was the only difference.
The similarities: bad acting, a script that made no sense, well choreographed action sequences, a girl-on-girl scene, a girl with 12 guys scene and a bonus for TON only, lots of good looking Asian women.

which movie was she in?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That movie is regarded as fucking fantastic by everyone who 'gets it'. If it's not your thing, that's totally fine...but I dont really see how you can say the acting was bad when it was in a different language. House of Flying daggers was also excellent, if you want to give this thing another try sometime.

Anonymous said...

Paul prefers the great acting by Shaq and Penny in his favorite movie Blue Chips

Anonymous said...

Paul is the only one out of the three of you to star in the silent film The Wrong House. However, he was severly overshadowed by his co-star, whose presence was incendiary despite his lack of voice.

As for Crouching Lady Hides The Dragon, I have not seen it.

Paul said...

It was a movie about flying Chinese people, what's not to get?