Maybe This is Why Special K Beat Me At Scrabble

I am still bitter from a Scrabble game several years ago which I lost to Special K because she used a French word (I forget what she said "Qxrzy" means in French) so I've been studying Scrabble in anticipation of a rematch.
And boy was I shocked to discover the word of the day (yes the real word of the day) that came up on Hasbro's website.



Dildo: an object used as a penis substitute