Thursday, May 07, 2009

I Never Saw Her at the Mall

Because I never watched ABC's show "True Beauty" I never knew a really hot chick from Staten Island was on the show.
Laura Siani didn't win because obviously girls from Staten Island don't exactly have inner beauty. But she has big tits and a nice ass, and that's good enough for me.






3 comments:

RZR said...

I'm sure that you actually did see her in the SI mall. It's just that she was in her natural environment and you probably didn't recognize her under the obligatory 4 layers of make-up. Not to mention that she was most likely also wearing a velour track suit.

master bates said...

she was probably about 8 years old when you stopped going to the SI mall.

ton said...

Are you trying to say that 8 is too young to spot potential? We would still notice, and say "she's on the 8 year plan"...meaning 8 years from now, she'll be hot...because if we admitted she's hot now, we'd be creepy for looking at an 8 year old.

Maybe 8 is a bad example, cuz i just creeped myself out. Change it to 13 and it's more acceptable.