Friday, May 08, 2009

Another One Bites the Dust

We're entering a new chapter in the Steroid Era. We already smoked out most the obvious cheaters now we're getting to the guys we didn't think were users. First it was A-Rod who we thought was too skinny and never underwent a drastic physical change. Turns out he was juicing since high school so we just never noticed.
Now it's Manny Ramirez who we thought was just too stupid and too disinterested to use steroids.
Manny was caught with HCG in his system -- a female infertility treatment. Manny says a doctor prescribed it because he was having a little trouble with little Manny. Don't buy it. He's a cheater like all the rest of them.

Since Eddie Murrary in 1996, 10 players have entered the 500 home run club. Three of those players have failed steroid tests (Rafael Palmeiro, Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez).
Two of them were implicated in the BALCO investigation (Barry Bonds and Gary Sheffield).
Two more embarrassed themselves in front of Congress to the point no one even questions that they are steroids cheats (Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa).

And that leaves us with three who haven't done it or haven't been caught (Jim Thome, Frank Thomas and Ken Griffey Jr.)

I wouldn't be surprised if all three of those guys eventually get caught or admit it. Griffey might be a little shocking, but with the rash of injuries he had, I've often wondered if steroid use was a factor.

If you had any doubts or actually believed MLB's party line that most of the users were lesser players just trying to hand out, this list should dissuade you from that view.

With each passing repot it seems like Ken Caminiti underestimated when in 2002 he told Sports Illustrated 50% of major leaguers we're using steroids.

8 comments:

Scat said...

Pregnancy tests show positive or negative based on a woman's HCG level. I wonder if Manny is pregnant?

jleary said...

Who of these current players would most suprise you to hear of steriod use(past or present):


Pooh holes
Griffey
Chipper Jones
Beltran
Vlad

Damino said...

I'd be least surprised about Pujols and probably most surprised about Griffey, although in fairness nothing really surprises me anymore on this subject.

master bates said...

I also will not be surprised when Pujols tests positive. I wouldn't be as much surprised as I would be disappointed if Jr. Griffey tests positive.

Reissberg said...

Most obvious steroid user of all time:

A. Todd Hundley
B. Lenny Dykstra
C. Bret Boone
D. Brady Anderson

Paul said...

Even though I love The Magnificent Pooh Holes and Guerrero I can't say I would be shocked if they had used steroids at some point.

In this day and age there are only 3 people that would really shock me, Derek Jeter, Ichiro and Endy Chavez.

As for obvious steroid cheats who haven't been caught or implicated, Mike Piazza is one of the most obvious, as is Kevin Elster.

Remember when he took basically four years off then came back and hit 24 homers for the Rangers?

Mr. Fuji said...

Big Papi is extremely obvious

jleary said...

Reissberg said...
Most obvious steroid user of all time:

A. Todd Hundley
B. Lenny Dykstra
C. Bret Boone
D. Brady Anderson


All pretty obvious, but i think Brady Anderson lost his dealers number after only 1 year, whereas the rest "may" have used a little longer