The Disconnect

Earlier this week Mrs. Poop messaged me while I was at work to voice some displeasure with the difficulty she was having getting Chase to do his homework. The words "hate" and "kill" were in there.
So I decided to call to speak to Chase to try to get him to calm down, do his homework without incident and then resume playing.
That didn't work. And not only did I fail, I got yelled at. Evidently, I wasn't supposed to try to fix this situation, I was just supposed to listen to her complain about it, before she went about fixing it herself.
I wish I had seen this video, I would have been better prepared.

You're Right, Life is Short

Life is short...get a divorce...because some women (presumably not your wife) have big boobies. That's the message behind this billboard in Chicago's "Viagra triangle," so-called because of the many bars where it's easy to meet loose women. The ad is light-hearted, designed to get the attention of unhappy people, or at least get the name of this divorce law firm out there.
Of course, you have marriage groups complaining that this promotes divorce. Do they really think happily married people will look at this and think, "I could be banging her instead, let me get a divorce." Or that unhappy people are thinking "man, I hate my husband, I wish I never married him. Too bad there's no way out of it. Oh wait, that billboard says there's this thing called divorce. Great."