Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas both say they were not having sex in that stall. Angela "was crying over an ex-boyfriend" and the moans heard by those waiting in line were sobs. The crying alibi was first suggested by me.
Bill Simmons does not like Angela:
One of the greatest high-lows in the history of the Internet: Finding out that two NFL cheerleaders were going at it in a bathroom stall and eventually arrested … and then seeing the pictures of the two cheerleaders. I mean, I haven't felt that letdown since Teri Hatcher's topless scene in "Heaven's Prisoners." Is there a way for everyone to chip in to convince Angela not to pose naked for Penthouse? I'm in for $20.
I originally said I thought Angela was ugly. But now I think she has a nice figure and once again Simmons is way overexaggerating something to get a joke.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
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The 'sob story' is an easy cover. I'm sure the girl has an ex-boyfriend who probably said something or did something to her. However, to get back at him she took her cheerleader into the nightclub and licked her in the bathroom. Now the story is on every single radio show in the country and if she ever has hopes of reconciling, she must come up with a story. I refuse to believe these two didn't have sex. The story is too good.
Teri Hatcher in 'The Cool Surface'is one of those rare moments to catch a quasi-ligitimate star actress on Cinemax. Others are:
Krista Allen in 'Emmanuelle in Space'
Brande Roderick in 'Club Wild Side 2'
Jodie Bisset (Melrose Place) in 'Desire'
Candice Michelle (WWE) in 'Hotel Erotica'
These are great posts guys. I have a couple things to add.
1) Sobel and I, and maybe others went to see Heaven's Prisoners for much the same reason Josh and Kathman did. The nude scene was very disappointing because we had both seen the Cool Surface and knew how hot she was.
2) The classic example of Derek's point was not mentioned by him. Jamie Pressly in Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction. Josh hates Joy, but loves Crabman.
I recently invoked the Heaven's Prisoner Metaphor over lunch with some coworkers the other day. The Heaven Prisoner Dichotomy is unlikely to repeat itself in modern times. In the age of the internet and high speed, where a teenager can see a naked girl with perhaps two or even three dick inside her at once, the appeal of suffering through a 2 hour movie for a glimpse of some hot snatch (albeit hairy snatch, jhughes knows he liked it) has faded into cyberspace. Thinking of Heaven's Prisoner takes me to simplier times where one's patience and fortitude was truly put to the test. These heroes of yesteryear are the ones who sat through the entire Heaven's Prisoner even after the Teri Hatcher full frontal scene, for what?, for the chance you might see a nipple through a lace bra when Teri unzipped her shirt while trying to seduce Alec Baldwin in the car, and for the scene where Kelly Lynch's nipples poke through her blue tang top as he reached for her sleeping child. Those were the moments that made America great. In honor of our heroes, I think I will go home and suffer through The Cool Surface without hitting fast forward.
Josh,
Good call on Blown Away. How could I have forgotten that? It was Nicole Eggert pre-boob job though.
I love your idea for a website but there already is a site called mrskin.com that does this. But they actually provide the movie clips too. Unfortunately it is a subscription service.
Ah yesteryear...reminds me of a story. In the pre-internet days, i'd watch anything with a good looking chick, all the way through....just in case. And i'm talking NON-cable TV. Some would say this was foolish, because what could possibly happen on network tv, circa 1991....I'll tell you what:
I'm watching some random bad movie in the middle of the day. A guy hides from bad guys in a house of some lady he knows...she's in a robe...and it falls off. I see full, unobstructed side boob with nip! NETWORK TV! My 13 year old eyes almost exploded. To this day, I still can't explain how it happened, or why. All I know, is that for some reason, i was chosen to be witness to a miracle.
I don't need Mr Skin, I have my personal libary and the fast forward button on the VCR. Retro is in. Don't forget about Body of Evidence with Madonna.
I am sorry for leaving out "Blown Away", it was a highlight of my adolescence as well. It is also on the $4.99 DVD rack at Best Buy. I can never bring myself to buy it though.
Body of Evidence was an actual big screen release. I find it hard to include that. The good part about the movies we've discussed is that they are done either before or after a star gets really famous and is more than likely not on any of these actress' resumes or portfolios when they audition. More often than not they just show up at the video store and are never released in theaters.
Poison Ivy 1-3, Alyssa Milano was in 2, she was also in "Seduction of a Vampire", I highly recommend that one.
It was a great day, when Macy's had their bi-annual Bra Sale
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