Friday, May 04, 2007

What To Do at Shea Stadium If You Can't Watch The Game

Jacob Nasser, 68, drove a bus full of kids from an intermediate (middle school for non-NY Poopheads) school to Shea Stadium on a field trip to see Wednesday afternoon's game. When the next bus pulled up to park next to Nasser's bus, they saw him with his pants down masturbating with the aid of a mechanical device, believe to be a penis pump.
Nasser apparently wasn't shy when the passengers in the other bus saw him, he reportedly enjoyed the attention.
Police arrested him for public lewdness, confiscated his penis pump and found Valium on him, and tacked that onto the charges as well.
I imagine the bus was disinfected and driven home by one of the teachers.

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