Friday, May 09, 2008

Cookin With Oak

Charles Oakley is pitching a cooking show to the Food Network.
He has already taped three episodes of "Cafe Oakley", one featuring John Starks, where his former teammate cooked Oak's fried chicken and macaroni salad, pasta and sausages, and smothered steak and rice.
Ingredients for Oak's beef short ribs in cinnamon wine sauce include 18 beers and two or three Cuban cigars, and the directions begin, "Drink 10 beers."

Am I the only one who hopes that the Knicks will at least hire Oakley as an assistant coach. Don't you think he would motivate Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph with fear? He'd slap those bitches in the mouth (like he supposedly did to Charles Barkley at a meeting during the NBA lockout) and get them to play some defense.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They should bring him and Ewing back as coaches, show these guys how they used to play