Friday, May 09, 2008

Proudly Representing Staten Island

Staten Island's representative to Congress, Vito Fossella, admitted he had an affair with Laura Fay and is the father of her 3-year-old daughter.
Fossella is married and has three other kids.
Last week he got busted for DWI in Virginia, and Fay is the one who picked him up from jail.
When Fossella was arrested, he told cops that he was on his way to Grimm Drive, which is where Ms. Fay lives, because his daughter was sick and had to go to the hospital.
Fossella's blood alcohol level was .17, court papers said, more than twice the legal limit of .08 in Virginia. He faces a mandatory five-day jail sentence if convicted of DWI. He could also face a House ethics probe if he remains in office.
But even though he says he won't resign, he probably will, and definitely won't seek re-election.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking of forming an exploratory committee (of Poopheads) to run for Fosella's seat.

I'm hoping he fact that I have never fathered a bastard child can overcome the fact that I am Jewish and a Democrat -- two big strikes against you on S.I.

Poop, can you put together some polling data?