Even EZE Didn't Do This

There's a famous story of EZE's termination from Burger King. It involves a customer asking for extra pickles (policy says that means 4, instead of the standard 2) then complaining that wasn't enough. EZE then picked up a handful of pickles and put them on the burger. The customer complained to the manager who documented the incident, counted 24 pickles in total, and fired EZE.
But EZE looks like Employee of the Week compared to this guy.
Timothy Tackett aka Mr. Unst@bl3 is a former Burger King employee after taking a bath in the restaurant's utility sink. The sign said "employees must wash..."