He Can't Replace Tom Brady

There has been some clamoring around New England for backup quarterback Kevin O'Connell to replace current starter (and former backup) Matt Cassel. But during practice this week O'Connell showed a disappointing grasp of the plays. Instead of trying to learn the plays, his wristband, which has the playcalls was covered up by a piece of paper which said "My dick is tiny too!" Not the type of thing the women of New England are looking for.