The New York Post Overdoes it on the Jewish Puns

In an article (which seems completely contrived) about a rabbi training other rabbis to protect their congregations against terror attacks on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the New York Post's bad-writing team was working overtime.

The cover calls them the "Chosen Guns."
Other Jewish jokes include "mazel-tough guys," "temple of boom," and last but not least "go ahead, make my High Holiday."