Mets Replace Anna Benson

The Mets signed Jose Lima to a minor league contract, but more importantly, they acquired his hot wife. We consulted Dodgers expert G-span and he says Mrs. Lima has "big tits." How does he know that? He saw Mr. and Mrs. Lima at a club after Steve Finley hit the walkoff home run in October 2004 to send the Dodgers to the playoffs.
G-Span made the trip with his dad but ditched him after the game to go out drinking at some swanky LA nightspot. While there, G-Span ran into Milton Bradley ("he's a dick") and Jose Lima. He taught Lima his special handshake, pound once, pound twice, exploding fists, then casually walk away as if you don't know the other person. When Lima did it, instead of just walking away he said "I don't know you." G-Span said it was one of the funniest moments of his life.
Later Lima came up to him and gave him a cigar with a personalized band with Lima's name which he said was rolled by his relatives in the Dominican.

G-Span also points out that Lima was involved in a Ron Mexico situation, a woman is suing him, claiming he gave her genital herpes.