Friday, May 26, 2006

Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday to the tallest, darkest, handsomest reader of Paul's Poop, the former tallest, darkest, handsomest man on the SU campus, the tallest, darkest handsomest man at his new job and the man who enabled me to save the now famous Northwestern hazing pictures. Of course I am referring to Justin, who turns 28 today.

In lieu of flowers, cards or cake, Justin asks that you send pictures of hot Asian women.

We hope Kelly gives him a nice birthday present
but evidently not as good as the one he's going to get from Mike

3 comments:

Ton said...

Thanks for the nice thoughts homes. I plan on having the best possible weekend ever.
1- Dinner at a BBQ joint.
2- Watching the UFC pay per view tomorrow night
3-Seeing the new X-men movie

Anonymous said...

What gets Justin more arroused?:

1- UFC
2- Volleyball
3- Kelly

Paul said...

Reiss has it correct, in that order. Normally you'd expect volleyball to come first but it's not nearly as homoerotic as UFC.