No Sir, You Are a Pack of Lies

Some assclown sent an op-ed to the New York Times, very critical of my boy Cesar Millan. His argument is full of holes and embellishments about what Cesar actually does.

Cesar does "flood" dogs, but it seems to work. A dog terrified of water was dragged into the pool. But a little while later that same dog was jumping into the water willingly, and frolicking with a wet-suited Cesar. This douche is just jealous that he can't whisper to dogs. Plus, the author doesn't offer one alternative method. Just blasts Cesar. Player hater.