Why are we enjoying such great weather? Global warming. So I encourage all of you to use aerosol cans, drive fuel-guzzling cars, buy stuff made at pollutant emitting factories and breathe as much carbon dioxide into the air as possible.
Because it's up to us to keep this warm weather going. We have the power!
So I urge you, get out of your chairs, go outside and enjoy the warm weather. Because only fat turds like Al Gore are sitting in their houses, eating ice cream and worrying about the polar ice caps.
Carpe Diem!
2 comments:
It's nice to run in, but a pain in the ass when it keeps changing from cold to warm over and over. Hell, I had the AC on last night for Christ's sake.
Old man winter is on the way...it was -2 this morning in denver...its coming, be afraid, be very afraid...unless you are Nails, headed to Anguilla tomorrow morning. Bastard.
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