Why Does Bill Hate This Show?

Las Vegas is a good show. I don't care what anyone says. I normally don't like action shows but this one is well done. Coach Winters (James Caan) is the tough casino boss who breaks heads with the help of Danny (the guy banging Fergie) and Mike Cannon.
Usually the storylines are a little out there but at the beginning they were more general casino scams. But in general they aren't ridiculous, other than Ed Deline's CIA angle.
The show is also very funny. In the last episode there were three hysterical moments:
1) A foul-mouthed Korean manicurist complained that her live-in boyfriend "likes to hide salami all the time."
2) Sam was being hit on a by a douchebag at a bar when the enforcer she was traveling with came in to save her by saying "You're with Me, Leather."
3) Ed tried to help a weak man control his gold-digging wife by teaching him about "that Mexican dog trainer" who teaches you how to become the pack leader.

The show also has hot chicks.
First there's Molly Sims, who was actually a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, before taking up acting. She plays Ed's slutty daughter who says very sexy things and likes to play naughty role playing games with Danny.



Then there's the hardass casino host Sam Marquez played by Vanessa Marcil. She has an on and off sexual relationship with Woody (Jerry O'Connell from Crossing Jordan).



And finally there is Nikki Cox whose gigantic breasts are on display like cantaloupes at a fruit stand. She also seems to have gotten lip implants over the summer which makes her look like she just got a bee sting.