Thursday, January 10, 2008

Here She Comes

From the proud father-to-be:

"Today is judgment day for Baby Nails

Mrs. Nails received the flaxseed oil last night. The B-12 might come today around 11am.

The letters of the day for Mrs. Nails are FTP [fuck the pain].

Bidding for Baby Nails pictures start at $750,000.00.

Nails has made a fantasy baseball trade in the labor and delivering room. In case you were wondering Nails received [Roy] Oswalt for [Francisco] Liriano and [Evan] Longoria."


Good luck!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nails is going to be a father. The world as we know it will never quite be the same.