Tuesday, January 08, 2008

It'll Take Him That Long To Assemble His Shelving Unit

Mark Malkoff is living in IKEA this week.
The madcap moviemaker who starred in the critically acclaimed "171 Starbucks" in which he bought something in every Starbucks store in Manhattan in one day, has a new project.
With his apartment being fumigated, or so the story goes, he needed a place to live for a week. So the good folks at IKEA in Paramus (5 minutes from the Poop House) allowed Malkoff to take up residence amongst their fine Swedish furniture for one week.
The odyssey began Monday January 7th.
Now the kicker to all of this is, Mark's brother lived on the same floor as jusTON, BC and I our freshman year at Syracuse. I only met Mark once, and we started calling him Angry Dave because of his resemblance to an angrier version of his brother, but I might pay him a visit this week just to see how things are going, and what kind of set up he has there.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Furious, I just emailed this to you, thinking I was ahead of the game. Damn you Poop! Always one step ahead

Scott said...

Dave Malkoff frequently clogged the downstairs sink at 311 Comstock with body shavings. Then he went abroad the second semester and his room became home to Madison's bong collection.