New Monitor

I got a brand new monitor and computer at work recently.
I was very pleased that all my decorations were replaced on the new monitor.
There was my receipt taped to the left side of my monitor.
3 bottles of Diet Coke (plus bottle deposit), one roll of Mentos and one adult poncho, $12.15 for my famous Diet Coke and Mentos demonstration.
My newspaper headline from the Wall Street Journal "Cleaning Up Diesel's Image" was affixed to the top of the new monitor.
My name plate (actually a piece of paper) with my porn name, Prudence Lewiston (first pet, street I grew up on) was back on top of the monitor.
And in front of the monitor on the computer were my bobblehead of Diesel and my 2 polaroids of him.