Real Caption: He Pingping, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guiness World Record for the smallest man at 2 feet and 5.37 inches and Pankratova holds the Guiness World Record for the longest leg of any woman, 4 feet 4 inches in length.
My Caption: "I guess today is laundry day."
Put your captions in the comments section.
5 comments:
"Nice beaver"
"Thanks, I had it stuffed yesterday"
-Scat
"Pingping was two quick to accept her offer to give him a little head."
"Svetlana Pankratova, heartbroken from her recent split with Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini Me), took solace in the tiny itty bitty arms of Pingping."
PS - Mr. Poop, I don't get your caption. Can you please explain it?
Not sure if you're being serious, but my joke was a little subtle.
The implication in my joke is that PingPing noticed Svetlana wasn't wearing panties.
I like the Conch's captain. I believe a homeless man once told us that joke.
"I knew that Kung Pao Shrimp was going to give me the shits today, but this is ridiculous."
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