Friday, September 19, 2008

Fuck Colin Cowherd

Colin Cowherd is one of the most reviled creatures in the sports blogosphere and he's not doing much for his populatity in Syracuse. The asslicker, known as Shrutebag around the internets, was asked about the possibility of SU firing Greg Robinson. His response (coming at the 91:20 mark of this clip) is as follows, in its entirety:

“That place is a dumpster-fire. It should be noted, one of the least-attractive college campus in the country. Literally, if you put Syracuse in Afghanistan, I’d prefer to go there. It’s just not attractive. It just isn’t. Cold weather school. Very little football tradition. Ugly campus. Buildings look like women's' prisons."

It's a beautiful campus.
I hope we do send him to Afghanistan. I think this comment is offensive to all the troops risking their lives in Afghanistan. I'm sure they'd much rather be in Syracuse hooking up with college sluts at 1:30 AM.
Syracuse has a fairly decent football tradition, not great, but better than a lot of places. We have a national title, a Heisman Trophy winner, the greatest football player of all-time, one of the most popular current NFL players, a beautiful stadium and a beautiful football facility and a major motion picture!
The campus is beautiful. He's obviously never been on the quad on the first warm day of spring when girls let their boobies breathe after a winter of hiding them under heavy sweaters.
When was he ever at a women's prison?
The point is, he's a douche. Like most talk radio hosts, and TV too for that matter, he feels the need to say something controversial and outrageous to get people to pay attention. Well it worked, but now I hate your fuckin guts asswipe.

I think the quad is a beautiful place
this is what Colin Cowherd thinks a women's prison looks like?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But you have that ugly Vanilla Ice wannabe Devendork.

That's minus 10 points.

Hoya Saxa!

Anonymous said...

Colin may not know much about sports, but he gladly recommends you buy a Vizio. That's V-I-Z-I-O... Who's shaking up the industry...

What a douche.