Monday, January 23, 2006

Anna Benson Gets Traded

The Mets traded Kris Benson and Anna Benson to the Baltimore Orioles for Jorge Julio and John Maine.
I don't like the trade and I think Omar is overdoing it with the moves. He's trying so hard to build a good bullpen that he is depleting the starting rotation.
But Anna Benson and her boobies will be a huge loss to the organization and the team's male fans.
She showed up for her farewell press conference, chewing gum, wearing wicked-witch red shoes, an Orioles jersey over jeans, and when she stood up, for one golden moment, the jersey magically opened to reveal white stitches on a baseball bra.
She commented on her racy Christmas photos:
"You guys loved it. Say it, you loved it. One picture. I'm kind of miffed about that. Don't these kids' moms not have breasts?"
Vic Ziegel of the New York Daily News is happy to see her go.
Our favorite writer at the Baltimore Sun is happy to have Anna in town.


2 comments:

Mike said...

Anna Benson was on the Big Idea last night. Big Idea is a good show and has very good guests. I recommend it.

Anonymous said...

Big Idea?? What network is that on?