Monday, December 19, 2005

Mrs. Claus on the Naughty List

Kris Benson served as Santa Claus at the Mets annual holiday party. Anna Benson of course tagged along as Mrs. Claus. They reiterated that they don't want to be traded, they want to be with the Mets forever. Not sure if this amount of cleavage is appropriate for greeting youngsters, but oh well.

My wife is a ho, ho, ho
Mrs. Claus just lean in a little more
I want boobs like yours for Christmas
Willie smiles knowingly while peering down the front of Anna's dress
I want to sit on Mrs Claus' lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cleavage is in..