Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Jesus Joins the Evil Empire

Johnny Damon signed with the Yankees for 4 years and $52 million. Damon was originally hoping to get a 7-year deal, but that was ridiculous. This is a little more reasonable, he'll only be 36 in the final year of the contract.
The Yankees ban long hair and beards meaning Johnny is in for an offseason makeover.

Jesus
Samson?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lost in this is the fact that the Yankees also added Octavio Dotel. Once a budding star for the Mets, Dotel has been injured and had surgery on his elbow last season. He hopes to return by mid-season and if so could be a huge lift to the Yankees bullpen. If not then the Bombers took a risk and increased their payroll by 1%.

Anonymous said...

I swear Damon without facial hair is a spitting image of a young Abe Reiss. I have old pictures to prove it. Unbelievable.