Thursday, December 22, 2005

My Name is Rey Ordonez

Cleveland Plain-Dealer has a funny story about the aliases athletes use on the road.
Shaq uses Donovan Perot "because I'm fast like Donovan McNabb, and I'm rich like Ross Perot."
He also goes by Vladimir Mandingo, "that's a big Russian-African looking dude."
Ricky Davis uses Dicky Ravis.
Terry Porter uses Tiger Woods.
Sorry, there's no Terry Porter staying here, just Tiger Woods.

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