Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Loyal Reader Takes Hostages

Loyal PP reader Derek from Statesboro, Georgia took hostages earlier this morning, but luckily the standoff has ended peacefully.
Derek, using the name Robert Brower, held a lawyer hostage in his office for 24 hours. Derek and his girlfriend/accomplice surrendered peacefully. We may not be hearing from him for a while though, he is in police custody.

1 comment:

D said...

I got away thanks to another accomplice using the old "banana in the tailpipe" trick. The cops aren't real bright around here.

I mean, how was I supposed to know that holding someone with explosives wasn't gonna get me another day in court with no legal ramifications whatsoever?