Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Miss New Hampshire 2006

The field is set for another great Miss New Hampshire pageant.
Last year's winner Audra Paquette is not competing this year. She wants to help kids be skinny, but doesn't care if they know how to spell or not.
Miss Capital Area, Danielle Devoid, is devoid of any talent or good looks. She's got no shot.
Miss Deerfield Fair, Christy Dunn is probably the best looking judging only on these pictures.
Miss Gate City, Jennifer Saucier, is saucier than the competition and will probably sleep with judges to win. She is not to be trusted. She does however like cute puns, her platform is "Forever Fit: Motivating Kids to Make an "F"-Fit." Effort, f-fit, get it?
Miss Granite State, Jodi Katz, has no platform, but she's Jewish and in high school, so she's got that going for her which is nice.
Miss Manchester, Adria Brooke Farr, is also in high school and also very good looking.
No I don't like Miss Lakes Region, Natalie Shaw.
Miss Merrimack Valley, Alyssa McLaughlin is going to try a dance/twirl routine in the same pageant as Miss Rockingham County?
She must be insane.
Miss Rockingham County has got to be the favorite here, we hope this is the year she finally breaks through.

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