Svetlana is a Russian Jew who doesn't like being called Russian. She's pretty hot, and definitely wants attention. In her audition tape she held up a dry erase board with reasons to pick her. Reason number 1 was "tigolbitties" accompanied by a drawing. Then she jiggled her boobies and said they were real. I hope she's real too, real slutty.
Paula is a cute blond from Connecticut. First from Connecticut on the show. She seems crazy and will definitely compete with Svetlana for attention. On her audition tape she pulled her pants down (wearing only a thong, or g-string) and had the words pick and me written on her asscheeks. She has bullimia which seems like its going to play a major role. Kate called her a headcase after 30 seconds of watching her.
Janelle wants to do makeup, and not go to law school. She is half-black, but she likes to date within her race, which means only black guys. So she's just like every other white woman. Seems like a trouble maker. Her boobs are fake
Zach is a dorky Jewish guy with horrible hair. Doesn't drink. Will probably act gay.
Tyler will definitely act gay. His audition tape was so stereotypical gay I actually questioned it briefly. He was doing high leg kicks.
I'll group Jose and John together because they will be the generic good looking dudes duo who like to drink and hook up. They follow in the footsteps of Big Ran and Brad, MJ and Landon and of course Wes and Nehemiah.
Should be a fun season.
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