Thursday, June 01, 2006

Cleaning Out My Mom's Attic

Never forget the six dollars.

Worst piece of shit ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhver

6 comments:

Brian said...

This movie was God awful...

Do you remember the time we went to see Blair Witch Project, and poor Billy got sick.

Mike said...

I remember that movie watching event. Josh said we weren't allowed to sit right next to each other because it would be gay. So we all sat in separate rows and although we did not sit together we all hated the movie together.

Anonymous said...

I remember all of this. Josh was 2 seats away from me. And if we were sitting together we all might have been able to say this sucks, let's get the fuck out of here.

Derek said...

strangely I regret missing the Thin Red Line experience.

Paul said...

Josh, you quoted me correctly but it wasn't a simple red line, it was a thin red line. I agree with Bill in blaming you for this. If we'd been allowed to take adjacent seating we could have decided as a group that we hated the movie and left.

Derek is an idiot. We all say this is the worst movie ever. The worst experience of our year together, and still Derek feels left out. Listen carefully, we wasted two hours of our lives, and 6 dollars. You're sorry you missed that? How would you feel if we'd been trapped in an elevator? Or a mine? Would you pine for those experiences too?

Paul said...

To this I still cannot explain why that guy (I think it was Jesus) was swimming with small African children. At first, when I read Josh's messages I thought the African kids and the flies were in the theater. I do remember the old people leaving and I think they said "I can't believe we wasted our social security on this shit."