Thursday, February 15, 2007

Funny Lines

In the last two days I have had two funny lines.

On the new Enron movie:
"Leonardo DiCaprio is set to star in another movie about a sinking ship."

On State Farm saying it will stop writing new policies in Mississippi:
"State Farm pulled out of Mississippi. Mississippi is not pregnant."
(Based on a line Michael told me once).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

crickets...

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