Thursday, June 14, 2007

Let Your Homo Out

After being closeted for 47 years, former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey is finally acting like a gay man. For 47 years he farted, drank beer and picked his nose, trying to fool everyone into believing he was straight.
He even fooled Dina Matos who married him and had kids with him.
After his true self was revealed they both wrote books about the ordeal. She blamed him for hurting her book sales.
He said book sales were hurt by "an inappropriate and ill-fitting ballgown with a plunging neckline" that she wore on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
He accompanied that comment with a fingersnap and head nod
He's out there and he's loving every minute of it.

and those shoes, honey, please

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