Wednesday, June 13, 2007

That's Fucked Up

First barstoolsports rips Pizza Parlor Derek and fires him for a B- column, then they make fun of Pizza Parlor KeriAnn's looks at her Celtics Dance Team tryout. This means war. If you think they're going to get away with this then you haven't met Pizza Parlor Mr. Lynch (we show respect). I expect Pizza Parlor Daren is flying back from Columbus to shove a pommel horse up somebody's ass.

If only they knew what she could do with a stick

2 comments:

Brian said...

Wow, they definitely put a hit out on Derek..

But they do not know this man can turn around after adverse situations (ex.. Chicopee, Derek Hit the House, snorting liquor)..

Scott said...

El Presidente is already dead, he just doesn't know it yet.